Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Randomize