I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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