i think my tv is drunk
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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