Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
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Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
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Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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