Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I'm going to jail i love you
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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