i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
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You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
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It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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