Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Your cock deserves a montage
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
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