would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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