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DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"

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(762): View more from Georgia

Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.

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(740): View more from Ohio

hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara

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i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..

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(214): View more from Texas

Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.

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i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....

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HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance

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(248): View more from Michigan

Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

What did you give up for lent?

(415): View more from California

Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...

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