Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
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