On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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