I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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