he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
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And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
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Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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