Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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