It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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