how can u be prego again
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
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I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
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shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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