I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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