We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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