ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
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I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
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I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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