yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
You ate ashes out of my bong
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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