I puked a lego.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
We left an ass print on the piano.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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