How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Randomize