Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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