the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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