Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
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do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
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I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Shame - the story of my life.
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