some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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