DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
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you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
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I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize