are you still at the devil's house?
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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