i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Church boner. Awkwardddd
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
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