we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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