I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
