Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
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He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
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I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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