So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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