another moral hangover. fuck.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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