You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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