Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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