Welp...herpes.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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