Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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