I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
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I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
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My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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