Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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