if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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