The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
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She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
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Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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