You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
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Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I want to be your penis for a week.
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Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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