i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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