i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
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Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
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This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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