He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Randomize
