I'm really into asian looking animals
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Less talking, more tequila
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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