guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Randomize
