i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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