Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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