You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Four minutes until I can fart!
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
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