There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
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Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
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I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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