Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
