Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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