Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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