He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I CAN MOONWALK!
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
you made out with another girl for some wings
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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